Twas the night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the world,

Not a sentence was stirring, not even a word.

The translators all finished, tucked up in their beds,

It had been a hard year kids, editing acute accents and zeds.

 

I was just settling down to some alphabet soup;

And a Tower of Babel dark chocolate loop.

When all of a sudden there appeared like a flash,

St Nick [that’s Santa] who seemed to have crashed!

 

I ran out of the house and headed straight for the mess

Toys, presents, everywhere – and a Santa with stress!

The poor man was distraught; he just couldn’t believe

Those toys wouldn’t be delivered on that cold Christmas Eve!

 

Can IotaLS Save The Sleigh? Oops, The Day?!

Can IotaLS Save The Sleigh? Oops, The Day?!

 

It seems that the world had caught up with poor Nick,

New languages, new street signs – were causing him stick.

And in his best efforts to make all children happy

He’d got lost in translation – it had made him quite snappy.

 

Whilst translating street signs over Latvia and Ukraine,

His language translator had got soggy with rain.

Now he was speechless – in 15 or more tongues.

It was then that I knew how to help St Nick and his toy sack;

How to get Santa, the reindeers and sleigh on the right track.

I called IotaLS – those guys never sleep; I knew they would

help out [but, would it be cheap]?

 

And yes, they could do it! Don’t ask me how

But I suspect some fruit called Blackberry or Apple; that’s how.

They kept Santa going from the East to the West

And when all the toys made it in time; they called it their

best……their best test translation project! The best of the best!

 

So now you know why IotaLS,

Is used by companies from the East to the West

Who are lost for words, and in translation distress.

Because Iota know how to make an Ils or an Elles,

Spread across the whole world, like Santa’s sleigh bells…

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